Gym Etiquette.

I have several issues to address here. First things first, everyone should be going to the gym, so stop announcing it to everyone you meet. “Oh hey, I just got back from the GYM so I can meet you (I’m assuming at Whitlow’s) in a couple of hours.” Was that necessary? Omit the facts, and just go. *Side note: Mike’s Hard Lemonade is NEVER acceptable. Diddy says “if you ordered a drink with a straw in it, you ordered the wrong drink.” I am scared for what he would say/do to you if he saw you in those shorts drinking that nonsense.

Secondly, why are you continuously walking around the gym like you’re doing something but I never see you lift a weight? Take that shit to the track, you’re in the way. If you want to look cute for other dudes curling 5 pound weights in the mirror, do it on your own time. You're only creeping the girls on the elliptical out by staring at them every 30 seconds to make sure they see your biceps. Trust and believe, they are too busy focusing on themselves and that article in US Weekly to notice you.

And lastly, cut off shirts…really? You are not on the Jersey Shore and you are definitely nowhere near this status:

Stop it: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cut-Off-Friday/166122910110320#!/pages/Cut-Off-Friday/166122910110320?v=info#info_edit_sections

~J.